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10)Flowers fix everything. 09)One mood...all the time. 08)Same work..more pay. 07)Your last name stays put. 06)Wedding dress$2000;Tux $100 05)Car mechanics tell you the truth. 04)The world is your urinal. 03)The garage is all yours. 02)Underwear is $10 for a three pack. 01)Phone conversations are over in 30 senconds flat. | ||||||||||||||||
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10)Tech support calls YOU for help. 09)You have to inject No-doze into your butt to keep it from falling asleep. 08)You bring a bag lunch and a cooler to your computer. 07)You double click your TV remote. 06)You get very upset when someone hits on your cyberlover. 05)You watch TV with closed captions on. 04)You start to shake if your away from the computer for more than an hour. 03)You check your E-mail 50 times a day. 02)If you don't like a person you meet. You wish that you had an ignore button handy. 01)You find humor in the above statements. | Your On-line too lond if.... | ||||||||||||||||
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10)Stella Virgin 09)Claude Balls 08)Mike Hunt 07)Bill Melater 06)Terra Titzov 05)Bea Toff 04)dick Hertz 03)Rob Banks 02)Marty Graw 01)Val Eyum | ||||||||||||||||
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